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~I~ am not a bunch of idiots! How dare you!

I

AM

THE

MITTEN KING!


...Ahem, so does that mean I can eat all the food I ordered?

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glares you are an idiot when drunk! Go sober up!
goes to get a bucket of ice water

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"I can.. do anything! I'm not drunk!" Mav stands up and walks in a perfect straight line at about one foot every second.

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*A small ruffling sound from the ceiling preceeds a small bag falling from the rafters and onto the floor with a thud*
Ow...
*Claws at the bag for a while before finally making a decent tear in it, from which he crawls out and stretches. He starts to question what everyone's doing but sees a glass of liquor someone left behind. He can't help but wonder what it tastes like so he slinks over and tries to lap it up before someone notices him*

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You are all drunk. And walking the way you're walking, mav, doesn't prove you are not drunk...

Kanjiro groans and turns to his side, sleeping. He looks as if he is having a nightmare

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Hmm, yesss... drunk are we? Well, someone seems to have an obsession with alchohol... I think you are actually drunk, and in your stupor of rage, denial, and resentment, you lash out at the defenseless passerby! Aha! Do not even try to defeat my pointeless (yet undeniably cunning and pointless) circular reasoning!

/mouthfroth

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If you understood what happened here, then you would know why I am so pissed...
gives a battosai glare
You will never understand me. No one will...

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"Meh, don't say that Laura... it's not true..." Mav gets more of his focus back, and begins to sober out. He can see clearly, but now seems just a little slow. "Gah, well, I feel a lot better now that the blood a flowin' again." He turns back to Laura. "Now you know that some people will never fully understand you... they can only try the best they can to care for you." And so... the story of my recent events.. until I got drunk...

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she sighs, obviously agrevated.

No one will know the truth about me... not even the tip of the iceberg... It's just impossible... Not even those closest to me...

she sits down, playing memories of her child hood in her mind. Kanjiro continues to sleep, now peacefully, but still with a fever

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"Well, you're not going to have people understand unless you tell them... but have it your way." Mav looks at yet another drink in front of him on the bar. He takes out his MP3 player and puts the hearphones on his head, beginning to play music. He humms along lightly to the song as he drinks his next drink.

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*It takes a minute, but Sarm finally downs about 1/3 of a glass but for his size, he's already consumed too much. Reeling, he stumbled down to the floor and stares at one of Kandino's feet, which to him looks like a juicy steak*
Mmm...*Hic* Foo-ood!
*Opens his mouth, and...*

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sighs. She can't tell them about her past... she could barely tell her cousin the bare details.

Let me just state, it is very hard to be a shaman...

she brushes away a few of Kanjiro's bangs from his face. His face is back to it's normal color, and he is sleeping peacefully. Knowing that he isn't in any immidiate danger anymore, she gets herself a drink, as she needs to calm herself down

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Wow, that looked like it hurt... Napkin?

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Mav notices Laura getting a drink. He takes his headphones off for a second as he's about to say something, but takes it back just before he says it. Nah, she's calm enough... don't wanna do anything now... He puts the head phones back on and listens to more music.

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*He only has a minor cut on the inside of his mouth but dramatizes the instance by running around and screeching wildly as though he were dying. He finally darts into the wall and knocks himself out cold*

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Mav sighs. "Just relax, Laura. That's what Tri-Link's is for. To relax."

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It will be a while before I can relax... After an incident like that...

"Why on earth did Suika go so far as to creat an attack like that?"

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Gah, AmericanLink! The Agony! Your over-oppressive angst is strangling the life out of my bitter sarcasm! The Pain!

And on another note, I'm fresh from the wide world of school (and still sane) and probably won't be here for the next two days because of related stuffs. I know you're all rejoicing now, so live it up.

*Flops lengthwise on a small beanbag that, seconds ago, was a tuxedo wearing baboon*

Stupid Party Hats...

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"Well, you're not helping you drunk." Mav sighs.

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You too? What's the obsession nowadays with drinking?

Ya know, that's the real problem with Alcohol and more illegal substances like Cocaine... there's so much hype and stereotype that people go out simply to use them, and then abuse them.

lmao, on reflection... I think I was unconsciously rapping there on accident :rolleyes:


Anyway, I AM NOT DRUNK//IMPARED//STONED! I am purely, simply, and naturally cynical and lazy. (Or was that lazily cynical? ...meh.)

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"Well, your choice of words warrant that possibility Kadino..."

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Hello im new in town, I came from the realm of darkness, i am a dark demond. does anyone know where to find a bite to eat

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"Right here would be a good place to start... just ask whoever's at the bar." Mav goes peaceably back to his music.

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*Lying on one's back while suffering from a hangover is not one of the best things to do, yet that is exactly how the hatchling is resting. He begins throwing up from the excess aolcohol and starts to choke on it*

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Laura sees the demon. Being a shaman and dealing with all sorts of demaons/spirits/devels/angels/ the like, she smiles, evily, and walks up behind Exodiac, tapping his shoulder
Hello mr Demon... ^___^

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I'm one of the masters of this hole. There are five masters in all. We are all moogles, of course. I believe I'm the third strongest amongst us. Take your best shot, I'm really the third strongest master, I'll destroy you now! Seriously, my strength falls between the second and fourth strongest masters. Do you wanna test me? C'mon I'm truly the third strongest master of this hole, I'll demonstrate the power of being third to you! Ha ha ha, I'm truly the third strongest master of this hole! Now you see the true advantage of being third!
Oh yes, yes. My co-worker, Big Foot, dislikes violence. He's such a nice guy, and he loves people. He often shares his beef jerky with me...

If you stay here too long, you'll end up frying your brain. Yes, you will. No, you will...not. Yesno, you will won't. Finally, I can measure my own tail!

I have no patience for people who interrupt me when I'm busy doing nothing!


"When on your way out
Be sure that you say goodbye
Then lock the door tight."

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O_o Are you Exodiac? No, you are not.... And you are ruining the.... errrmm... surprise... laughes semi evilish

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What do you want *with out turning around*

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she grins evily, but then realizes something.
Crap.... I can't send spirits to the beyond... I am not that type of shaman... oh well...
goes back to her couch and continues to brood.((I don't think that is the right word.... oh well....))

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As Mav listens to music on his MP3 player, he decides to wave the bartender over for another shot. He gets it and immediately downs it.

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* gets up and goes to the bar * bar tender i'll have a scotch on the rocks ( i can't spell so ignore it lol)

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(( I think, unless someone says so, you can use the bartender as a NPC. ))

The bartender passes the scotch with ice to Exodiac.

"Well, I'll be leaving Tri-Link's for a while... I'll be back when school isn't as hard on me..." Mav walks out to go to work on his school work.

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Heeeeeey Every-Bah-Dee!

Hey Dr. Kadino! (PhD in Evacuational Lobotomy)

Whoa, what's up? I just was awarded Player of the Game, Biggest Play of the Game, The SIGNED Game Ball, and the Weekend Off of Varsity Football!

All that aside... Plan to actually get some work done on my story this weekend, and do a few hard hours of postage. Oh, and sleep.

*Does a Little Moogle Dance*

And on that note, WHEEEEEEEEEE~kupo~WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

*Falls Into a Petrified-Like Sleep-State*

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*Strolls into the cafe wearing an elegant tuxedo* Well, it's been a while hasn't it?

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its...its...its......ZF!!!!!

*dances with joy throughout tri lnks*

amazing! simply amazing! simply amazing! WOW!
anyway,

*HaVoK sits back down*

((you should come to 'the hangout' and fill us all in on where you been))

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HAVOK! How has it been my pal, er, friend?(:P) Anything major I've missed in my absence?

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Anything happened in your absence?...well,
i guess you've already seen the new site?
All the Admins are now extreamly fat, due to a food wave that's been going round.
Some new faces...some old faces that haven't been seen in a while.

Tri links has been burned down and rebuilt at least four times.

*HaVoK picks up a photo album of all that's happened*

Enjoy.

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Oh. You mean that's new? I thought the admins were already obese... oh well! *Opens up the photo album* Oh ho ho! Good times, good times. BTW, who are some of the old faces? Any I would remember?

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Where you still here when Blazer posted? if not, he was here for some.
Valk posted for the first time in like ages,
and Link of Hyrule registered, under a different username

still....none have come here to tri links. This place has been real empty.

*reminices over classic tri link moments*
Good times!